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What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.
Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
How to call someone dumb without calling them dumb
Donald Trump is a stable genius.
A genius shit is when you take you work/laptop with you to the toilet to carry on working whilst you shit to optimise working to shitting times.
Dave took a genius shit last night to get his work done, he came up with some really good stuff
a person who constantly is putting forth the image of being a genius or an intelligent person (usually by mimicking tv or movie characters), when in actuality, he or she is mediocre at best.
Someone who superficially seems bright, but once they open their mouths, make a complete and total ass out of themselves.
"Man, what's with Russ' new thick rimmed glasses? He has perfect eyesight"
"Yeah, he's a complete wannabe genius. Total phony."
The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.
Someone who uses Google and/or the Internet to answer all questions as they have no knowledge base and rely on their phone's instead of their brains.
"Its like, Eric's so knowledgeable about EVERYTHING!" - "Bullshit, he's a fucking Fingertip Genius"
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This website that will 'translate' your song lyrics for you.
which i think is great, its actually a really great idea
but i have already needed help in that category for years
and i think almost a decade ago someone else thought up that idea or had a website that already does that
it is called urbandictionary.com
its pretty good too
(article in businessweek
rap-genius-decodes-lyrics-for-the-masses)
Actually,now that i think about it...whatever furthers education
"Rap Genius Decodes Lyrics for the Masses
Three Ivy League grads launch an online startup to decipher rap lyrics"
urbandiction
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