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Also known as a Fifover - is when you and your boys stay up way too late playing FIFA, and when you wake up the next day you are extremely tired and all you can think about is Futbol, and beating your friends in FIFA next week.
Rando: "Bryan, I have a FIFA hangover man."
Bryan: "Yeah we were up late man, my Fifover is gnarly."
Randy: "I'm gonna make your Real Madrid bend over next week."
Bryan: "Shuuut uup! I'll wreck you!"
The feeling you experience the morning after you had a good crying session. Similar to an alcoholic hangover, it is characterized by headache, dehydration and a general feeling of crappyness.
Did you drink last night?
No, I'm suffering from a cry hangover.
A hangover that continues to screw you well beyond the standard time, giving you a new gift of shame each day.
Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red
Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat
Oh god this hang over hand turned into a Hanukka hangover.
That feeling after finishing final exams/coursework, where even though you have finished your work for the semester and should be celebrating, you just feel like crap.
Symptoms may include:
- Feeling like you still have work to do
- Inability to understand/speak the English (or your native) language (aka: not being able to brain because you have the dumb)
- Body aches
- Fatigue
- Slight to moderate Post Finals Depression
I have too much of a finals hangover to think of an example...
The intense feeling you receive in the eyes once the light is turned on after a period of prolong darkness
Craig don't turn on the light you'll give all a darkness Hangover
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Also known as a 'dick hangover'. The warm, gooey, slightly ticklish sensation that lingers after busting a nut. The penis remains sensitive as the last few drops of jizz crawl through the urethra.
"Tom: I've got a heck of an orgasm hangover."
"Harry: Just pee it out."
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State of stupidity, mild headache, confusion and general malaise attendant on having a hangover, based on proximity to a hungover person, rather than the actual fun of drinking the day before.
1) Got a contact hangover from Suji and was worthless at doing work for the rest of the day.
2) Would remedies for contact hangover include greasy food and hair of the dog? Worth a try...
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