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Jesus

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.

Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!

by DoggoSacrilege December 13, 2019


Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin

let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim

by macrib October 23, 2019


Jesus

Seth Thomas

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!

by SisSISsis January 14, 2019


Jesus

EpicGamerPepper

That nigga is jesus fam

by EpicGamerPepper November 14, 2019


Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw

Damn That boy Jesus is amazing

by Lil Dequaviz January 3, 2019


Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro

you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity

by wastedphotos January 23, 2020


Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.

Jesus is cute

I'd smash all kinds of ways

by Itzyoboibigdick November 27, 2018