Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

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Lay a log

use the bathroom, defecate.

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."

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Log Bridge

When a piece of feces produced is long enough to span from one side of the toilet bowl to the other, with sufficient rigidity to fully suspended itself above the water. This is reminiscent of a fallen tree over a gorge that is so cliche in movies.

"What happened to my toothbrush?"

"Oh, sorry dude. I made a log bridge this morning, and it won't go down when I flushed. I had to break the bridge in half with your toothbrush so it would fall into the water."

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log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

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poop log

a piece of poop resembling a wooden log.

not diarrhaea.

long solid mass of feces.

Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log.

Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.

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corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

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combat logging

The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.

First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.

Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?

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