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Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023


COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020


Mase Minute

A "mase minute" (v.) Is a term in which someone says they will be "back in a minute," but are back hours later. The terminology comes from the popular hip-hop artist Mase, and his tendency to say "be back in a minute" and never come back.

"Hey I'll be back in just a minute."
"Alright."
*3 hours passes and person 1 finally comes back*
"That was a mase minute."

by Reitheboi December 8, 2018


nig minute

A time in which you say give me a nig minute in reality is a hour. Due to you are trying to turn your swag on and turn the ratchet meter up high. With in this nig minute you typically(if a guy) either fucking your friends sister or your girlfriends sister. If you are a girl in that time frame you usually are to panoramic or rednose by saige the gemini or having a nigga go "deep in it" or shaking it "like a rednose". Typically ratchet ass bitches named Bailey, Tiffany, Brittani, Taylor, and Tasha use this word due to ratchatitis is strong with them.

"hey can you wash this hair bleach out of my hair befor it melts my hair out Brittani because Annie is a ratchet bitch that can't do hair" "wait a nig minute Tiffany I'm yiking with bailey to rednose".

"oooh your man Tyler is so fine hop on that" "in a nig minute"

"Tiffany take your ratchet ass over to Cameron and hop on it""in a nig minute"

by Cosmo cunt for life March 6, 2014


Carolina minute

Opposite of 'a New York minute,' a Carolina minute means 3 days. Check out the NC DMV Department when you're in town state!

I'll e-mail you that picture in a Carolina minute...

by LoV May 27, 2009


Microsoft Minute

A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.

"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."

by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004

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Fifteen Minutes

the 15 minutes of personal fame that Andy Warhol said everyone gets once in a lifetime

She got her 15 minutes when she appeared on that tv quiz show.

by R.C. December 11, 2003

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