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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

by Sean Sloman July 2, 2010


pound hog

Synonym for Slam Pig.
1. A loose woman.
2. A typically larger woman dressed in clothing too tight, who will DEFINITELY go home with anyone.

Dude i haven't had any in way too long, i need to find a pound hog.

by josh rock December 3, 2007


titty pound

Another word for one getting titty fucked

Damn did you know Claire got titty pounded last night?

by Jay Zilla February 13, 2014


pounding mound

The protruding mound surrounding (and part of) a womans vulva.

*This term was coined at Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Hey, look at that one in the blue bikini, the one with the big pounding mound!

by Dietrich R. January 1, 2008


slap-pound

A term used to decribe a greeting commonly used in southern California. It involves each person giving each other a sideways high five then punching each others' fists.

Dude, that was an awesome shot! *Slap-pound*

by AaronW October 16, 2006


pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.

"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."

by Ironwolf99 January 3, 2014


pounding a tank

To do a large women.

A: Man, last night i was caught pounding a tank! It was the best time i have ever had
B: THAT'S GROSS!

by Chester the child April 24, 2008