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A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).
Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?
Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.
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A nostril reed is a booger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
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An anime loving, procrastinator who thinks he’s the top dog. if you find a Kyle Reed you’ll need to be aware because he’s act likes better than you 100% of the time
Person 1: You’re such a Kyle Reed
Person 2:I know
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The best person anyone could ever met and only has his heart on one girl and it the cutest thing ever
Omg i am in love with Tyler reed
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Awesome Mustache. Best golfer ever. Ladies man. Awesome green disco pants. U of K fan
Guy 1: Look that mustache.
Guy2: I think thats Kevin Reeds mustache.
Guy 1: I wish i had a Kevin Reed mustache.
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David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love
he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy
"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"
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A sanctum sanctorum of overprivileged children who love to talk about how intellectual and hard-working they are because that’s the only pitiable thing they can feel good about themselves. Its professors are mediocre, the most of whom hide behind a defense screen of taciturn professionalism. The city of Portland where it's at also suffers from a racism is deep but repressed and thus passive-aggressive in expression. Reed is also an off-leash area for sad dog-walkers who yearn for that plastic human connection of someone patting their dog and telling them how cute they are.
"Doesn't he know that Reed College is one of the most progressive colleges in the US? That's why we talk about a communist revolution but turn up our noses and call the CSO we so much hate when a homeless dares come wondering onto our campus."
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