Reed Hartman

Likes sleeping bags and hot lunch with men. He likes taking it in the ass by his girlfriend with a penis.

Ryan and Blake gave Reed a hot lunch.

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nostril reed

A nostril reed is a booger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

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kyle reed

An anime loving, procrastinator who thinks he’s the top dog. if you find a Kyle Reed you’ll need to be aware because he’s act likes better than you 100% of the time

Person 1: You’re such a Kyle Reed

Person 2:I know

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tyler reed

The best person anyone could ever met and only has his heart on one girl and it the cutest thing ever

Omg i am in love with Tyler reed

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Kevin Reed

Awesome Mustache. Best golfer ever. Ladies man. Awesome green disco pants. U of K fan

Guy 1: Look that mustache.

Guy2: I think thats Kevin Reeds mustache.

Guy 1: I wish i had a Kevin Reed mustache.

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browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

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Lou Reed

David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love

he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy

"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"

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