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A Sports fan. Someone who loves to watch sports.
I love to watch sports. I go to soccer games all the time. I'm a sports nut.
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Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.
"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?
"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."
A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail. Business in the front and sport in the back. Good for tennis and nascar.
That chick's sport mullet reminds me of a Mad Max character.
An individual who always roots against his friends' favorite teams, and roots for all the teams his friends hate. Just to be a little bitch. He has little to no sports knowledge of the teams he is rooting for, and probably cannot name 5 players on the team. It's just to get people riled up, and to be contrary for no apparent reason.
The individual is similar to a bandwagon fan.
Guy 1- Did you hear Jessi is rooting for the Pittsbugh Penguins to win the Stanley Cup?
Guy 2-.... He's from Detroit... What a Sport's Whore.
The best Wii Game in History. Sadly, it is dominated by the tyrant Matt
Gonna play some wii sports with my homies
An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.
I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.
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Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.
What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.
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