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A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
This is an advanced manuever folks, and it takes teamwork. First, you being fucking your girl doggy-style in front of a rather large window. Then, you carefully have a buddy or yours swap in and continue fucking her without her knowing there's been a trade. The Canadian Stranger is complete when you walk outside and wave to her as she's being fucked by your friend.
"I can't believe she dumped me after Craig & I Canadian Stranger'ed her last night."
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Masturbating in the shower by wrapping your arm out and around the shower curtain, making it appear as though a stranger's hand is jerking you off while you're in the shower.
Sorry I took so long to get ready - the Jersey Stranger held me up.
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The opposite of the stranger. Accomplished by sticking your dick in a cooler filled with ice cubes until it goes numb, and then jerking yourself off pretending that you're jerking off someone else.
I really missed my boyfriend last night so I gave myself the Reverse Stranger and then I felt better.
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masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"
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What is "Hey Stranger...", you ask. It is when you receive, or send, a message on facebook from someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity. The opening line of the "hey stranger..." is the socially acceptable way to say, it's been a long time but I am still interested in hooking up if you are.
Have you ever been hey strangered? Have you ever been happy birthday strangered? Change your relationship status to single then get a hey stranger...?
Hey stranger is a phrase as well as a verb...as in "I was hey strangered by my ex-boyfriend from high school"
Hey stranger...how have you been. Heard you are living in Seattle...I am going to be there next month for work, maybe we can meet up.
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When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.
Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.
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