Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

Sack and Whack

Stuffing your balls inside a vaginal cavity like packing a pipe with your thumb while jerking off onto declared body part such as stomach or back (if flexible). Also called "sack n whack".

Hey babe, mind if we sack and whack on your back while I read phrack on your mac? k thx hun.

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.

Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.

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Google Whack

When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.

My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular basis

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out of whack

Something that does not fit in with a group, database, or situation.

Something that doesn't make sense.

"This spreadsheet is out-of-whack. Those entries don't make sense and don't belong there"

"There's something out-of-whack 'bout the people at this party...I'm outta here"

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whack-a-do

Someone that is crazy

You know what I think about Susan, I think she is a whack-a-do

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