After-like

A process in love which ends up in a hatred or pure bitterness.

What's after-like?

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after office

The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.

I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.

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after the shine

When a guy/girl chases after a member of the opposite sex because of their sex appeal or physical attractiveness.

He didn't really like her, he was just after the shine.

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After Twitch

An involuntary or uncontrollable spasm and or movement of the penis immediately following an intense ejaculatory session.

I attained after twitch after getting head from my girlfriend.

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After-fat

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

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After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

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after sperm

When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.

Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)

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