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An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.
Batteries not needed.
there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays
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A very annoying piece of shit that allows you to go nuts
Fire alarm nutttttts
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a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks
"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."
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Used at public building to aware people that a new mix tape has been dropped
*fire alarm sounds*
I guess daquan dropped a new mixtape
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Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.
My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.
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The act of waking a sleeping woman by having sex with her.
Reginald: "My girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so I decided to give her the old rape alarm."
Winston: "How did that work out for you?"
Reginald: "Well it stopped the snoring... but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming."
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a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's
- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right
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