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It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.
Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"
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An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat
(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht
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Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.
I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!
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An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."
Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!
Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
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A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.
She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.
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Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.
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This is when you're fucking a girl missionary style, you cum in her, slurp it all out, then proceed to slowly spit it back into her nasty vagina
I'm gonna turn you into a fucking Alaskan fruitbasket bitch.
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