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the best women to ever exist, to have her in your life is the best thing a person could ever dream about.
guy 1: yo dude bros before hoes right?
guy 2: yes, unless its alisha ofcourse.
Alisha is clearly the most perfect human being. She’s litterally anyone’s dream girlfriend. If you have an Alisha in your life, you are definetly blessed
alisha is so pretty and i love her and she’s my gf because i said so 💋🥰🫶🤗❤️❤️❤️
Every man ever: who’s that baddie w the fattie?
Me: that’s alisha my gf 🤗
Alisha is one of the most caring people you will mean! Like an English rose pale skin and blue eyes she is truly beautiful and loyal! Do not feed an alisha lager though as she will become a completely different person and rip anyone ones head off that gets on the wrong side of her... you don’t want to get in the wrong side of an alisha!
Alisha is the nicest person but I accidentally gave her a lager and now I’m in hospital #nicest #donotfeedlager
The alter-ego of any girl named Alisha, who already has a fighting spirit. Without inhibitions, Slusha allows Alisha to let her hair down, and then whip it back and forth; also interchangeable with Jekyl and Hyde
Shots! shots! shots! Everybody! Turns me into an Alisha-Slusha quicker than you can say “black liquor black out”