Allah da Ballah

When Allah is on the court, he don't mess around. Allah is such a ballah sum times.

guy 1: yoooo Allah shoot shoot!
Allah: makes an awesome score
everyone: WOAHHHHHHHHH ALLAH DA BALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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durk durk allah

A phrase commonly used by sex starved terrorists meaning " Women and children first, men and goats later if we have time"

Durk Durk Allah

dude you have issues

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ALLAHUAKBAR!!!!!!!

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allah is my nigga

What nigga muslims say before commiting a mass warcrime in the balkans

allah is my nigga but he ain't yo nigga fool taste my fucking bullets bitch

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Allah is my nigga

Something a black muslim says before emptying a balkan hospital

Allah is my nigga but he ain't yo nigga nigga get on YO FUCKING KNEES BITCH BEFORE I EMPTY MY AK INTO YO ASS

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Big Chungus Allah

Big chungus allah is an insult used to show stupidity of ones actions or when someone says something very stupid or distasteful.

"Stop being such a big chungus allah" or "You're being such a big chungus allah"

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allah cat gaming

A magical cat that is friends with The_Norway Blogg

The best serverside is allah cat gaming serverside

Allah give Mod

allah give mod is a very cool person. he is so sexy and is your dictator in secret. he created the universe itself and will lead this universe to salvation
he is also cool

allah give mod is so cool

i know right