It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.
Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.
"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me
Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.
"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."
"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."
A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.
Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
Only just half of something done.
"I'm almost done!" *procrastinates*