When you accidentally point your dick away from a pussy and unintentionally shoot your load at an unintended target.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what happened between Jon and Jane?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he pulled an Alec Baldwin last night
Person 1: What a shame.
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Alec is literally the most talented singer ever personally he is my favorite singer
Some songs he has wrote
.if we have eachother
.water fountain
. Annabelle's homework
.let me down slowly
.swim
.boy in the bubble
. steve
. gotta be a reason
. outrunning karma
.if I killed someone for you
. death of a hero
. mind is a prison
. demons
.oh my god
.the book of you and I
.mach in the rain
.jesus is la
. I'm not a cynic
.alamo
.must have been the wind
. just like you
And his newest .the way you felt
Alec benjamin is so talented go follow my tik tok alec_benjamin._.fp and insta alec_supremacy
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Alec Volturi is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's The Twilight Saga. He first appeared in New Moon. He is Jane's twin brother. Together, the twins became the most offensive weapon of the Volturi.
Alec is mostly described to be the nice twin but he's actually not. He works quietly and keeps to himself, studying every attack of the enemy, analyzing on when to give out his attack. Among the family and the guards, he is the least apathetic of them all. He's kind of animated in some way, as the books says, he was the one who teased Jane and Edward in New Moon. I noticed also that he was smiling most of the time in Chapter 21, Verdict. Alec has very dark brown hair, lips less full as his sister's and the same red eyes like the rest of human blood-drinking vampires. He looks gorgeous indeed and will make every girl drop dead at the sight of him. Alec has the common abilities a vampire has, speed, strength, und so weiter. His gift though, is extremely powerful. While her sister induces pain and can only concentrate on one person, his gift is the exact opposite, the antidote. His special ability is to cut off one's senses and he can also do this to a multiple number of people. This power is in the form a misty gray haze.
In the book it was said that Alec and Jane looked like 13 year olds, but in the movie, they were portrayed by Cameron Bright, then 16, and Dakota Fanning, 15...
-A normal scenario from school-
Guy#1: Hey, who's that Alec Volturi guy on your page?
Me: My husband. Duh.
Guy#2: *raises his eyebrows* Eh? Where's he from?
Me: Italy. Duh.
Guy#1: Duh, what book?
Me: OH! New Moon :->
Guy#1: Ahh...
Me: 8->8->8-> COOL! YOU'RE INTESRESTED!
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Oh My Alec Volturi! Curse your gorgeousness :((
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You're Alec Volturi, Renesmee's husband right? :->
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Alec Volturi, marry me.
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Alec Baldwin: n. A serious man.
Alec Baldwin'd: adv. Made your voice deep and serious to prove a point.
Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."
Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."
Guy: Wow, you meant it, Alec Baldwin is....a serious man.
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Singer of PowerSpace. Amazingly hot.
Alec Cyganowski has a funny last name.
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A hot beautiful man, now and especially 2018 like that shit sexy. But he is talented a literally better than all your shitty ass artists. He writes his lyrics and doesnβt rely on autocorrect, losers
Alec Benjamin is better than you