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A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.
omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!
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A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.
*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.
*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you
Simon: Your welcome
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means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse
"fuck that chicks simon bled all over me!"
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Simone is a very protective girl and is not afraid to throw a punch if she needs to. She is ultra pretty with blue eyes and brown gold hair. She can be shy at first but when you get to know her she is so kind. She is a true friend and the funniest person you'll ever meet. She is also very proud of her culture.
Boy: Some kid just punched the principle
Girl: Ja that's Simone
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A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.
Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!
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Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive
Yea he just gets simoned a lot
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