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Ankle Anchors

When a woman's boobs sag too much

From the show manswers to know if a girl has ankle anchors look at the "bounce test" if her boobs move past a 45 degree angle when moving vigorously she will have perky tits. If not, you're dealing with a pair of 'ankle anchors'

by Monger of various Wares March 16, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


grabbing ankle

to take a shit so awefl and painful forcing you to grab your ankles for
a: to better push out the shit
and
b: to help cope with the strain

dude, where did seymore go?

i think hes in the bathroom, he said he wasnt feeling well.

he's probably grabbing ankle


by pat bishop October 13, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


helium ankles

A person or being who will have non-discrimatory receptive anal sex with any individual, thus causing his legs to rise up in the air in anticipation of sex, as if they were filled with a gas less dense than air.

"Hey man, dont sleep with that slut. He has helium ankles!"

by Wayne B May 4, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


ankle cozy

socks knitted especially to keep your feet and legs warm

In the winter sometimes I feel like getting ankle cozy.

by Jugo's Soldiers October 19, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ankle spanker

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said โ€œWe asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.โ€ Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ankle bracelet

A device that is semi-permanently attached to the ankle of someone who is under house arrest. The device communicates with a monitor installed in the wearer's home which sends a signal to the probation officer if it is not within a short distance from the monitor at specific times of the day. Typically used during level 4 probation to ensure that the wearer stays at home during prescribed hours.

What's that bulge on your leg?

That's my new ankle bracelet - gotta run, I'm due home in 15 minutes!

by Ex-Felon September 19, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.

I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.

by Phast January 9, 2009