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Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.
Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.
Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.
"The anus tickler will climb through your window"
An urban legend in Pakistan.
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The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.
Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!
The answer to every question in the known universe.
Dude, where is everyone?
In my anus.
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When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'
Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.
Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.
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When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"
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An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.
Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.
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