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Saying it's fucking hot out. Arizona's temperatures during the summer get really hot out and usually hang in the 100s (Fahrenheit) or 40s (Celsius).
Person 1: It's summer in Arizona!
Person 2: True. You can't do anything at all!
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Much like the dutch oven, except that you use an unused bathroom as the target.
Eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy (here in Arizona that would be Mexican food). When you sleep over at someones place (girlfriend, boyfreind, someone you just met, etc.) wake up early and take a huge shit in the bathroom. No fan. Shut the door. Leave the stench for them when they get up to take a whiz.
That girl took me home, but I was so logged up that I had to pull an AZ oven on her.
I had to roll out of that bitches house, but I left her an Arizona oven before I split.
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1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it
"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"
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to wear a cut off tee shirt with jeans or khaki. often warn with high black socks.
jim always wear a arizona tuxedo no matter how cold it is.
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A female dressed looking as though she just walked out of a JCPenny catalog, decked out in Arizona brand clothing, thinking she is hot shit.
A female that is semi-decent looking but has no fashion sense, dressed in clothing that looks like it is from a department store such as JCPenny. She has bottles of alcohol on display in her apartment that have dust on them because they are never actually used.
Dude, I just heard a bunch of girls giggling as they went into the Arizona Bitchs' apartment, across the hall. I bet they are gonna look through the JCPenny Christmas catalog and circle the Arizona Gear they want their parents to buy them for Chrismas.
I just saw an Arizona Bitch get out of her mini van with a shopping bag. I bet it is full of Arizona Gear.
That Arizona Bitch told us to, "keep it down" last night after the bar. It was only 3 a.m. I said, "Fuck you Arizona Bitch!" and gave her a crotch chop.
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despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy
Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.
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When park your car in the sun and the seat belt clip burns you when you get into you car
Fuck its so hot out my Prius gave me an Arizona branding