The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.
My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!
A mental ability to block out the drama happening around you. It is usually wise to inform the dramatic person that you have your drama armor activated.
"I hear you, but I have my drama armor activated, so everything you are saying is just bouncing off me"
An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.
Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.
The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.
"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"
"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."
Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.
That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.
-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"
-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"