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Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 10, 2021


internal body armor

Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.

"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"

"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."

by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024


Plot Armor

It is when you shoot AP shell that contains 10kg of explosive and it only destroys tracks of a light tank in War Thunder.

"Dude, I hate this game, that HE shell used to concrete bunkers, but he only got his machine gun broken! What a plot armor."

by skysmeller June 22, 2022

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Plot Armor

A term used in Rizzology meaning : to successfully complete a mission or a goal with a girl by a underlying factor that stands to peak her interest in y’all advancing

Fam, me and her both capricorns she almost love off that alone , that plot armor came in handy

by Mr Freakahoe September 10, 2022


Alcohol Armor

Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.

I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.

by Ultimo Gringo November 8, 2022


Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020


A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 February 26, 2011

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