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Stretch Armstrong

A person who occupies other's personal space in a rude way.

This is a direct association with the word "stretch" (reaching space not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called "Stretch Armstrong". Had the ability to stretch his limbs.

That stretch armstrong just took my place in the queue!

by Joana Dionisio February 26, 2008

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Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.

Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

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Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist that we have seen for a long time. Triathlete-turned cycling legend, was diagnosed with advanced testicular cancer at the age of 25, was only given a 40-50% chance to live, survived, and went on to win a record 7 Tours de France. He is now retired, but is still very much invovled in the cycling and cancer communities, and has his own foundation, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. He started the Livestrong wristbands and also has a Livestrong clothing line and a 10/2 clothing line (10/2=October 2, the day Lance was diagnosed) and a US dollar from each product sold goes to the LAF. An amazing human being, and we won't see someone like him for a long time to come.

Lance Armstrong is an eight year cancer survivor!

by LanceIsMyHero November 18, 2005

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Taylor Armstrong

A really dumb person that can be a guy name or a girl name.

Raeanne-Wow that guy is so dumb.

Bob- Must be a Taylor Armstrong.

by rockinraerae16 April 13, 2010

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cara armstrong

usually a blonde sexy slag who has HUGE TITS that make guys drool!!! may be a vegetarian but has an appetite for sex!!! curvy, gawjus, sexy, whorey, caring, but...there usually lesbian so sorry to disapoint boyz!!!!! this rare species is often referred to when talking about fit lesbians or big boobs because caras often hav those...may be found hugging trees because usually they are hippys!!! great fashion sense (frilly bras, thongs and fish nets) are often found in night clubs!

guy1: (wulf whistles at cara)
cara: (shakes hips, sticks chest out) hello boys
guy2: well helllllooooo gawjus!!
cara armstrong: thankyou (flicks hair)
guy3: god ur boobs are HUUGGGGEEE let us hav a feel
cara: go on then but hurry up i'm heading to a night club and i dont want to be late for my girlfriend

by cara's girlfriend March 5, 2010

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Neil Armstrong

The Neil Armstrong is when you fart into a trash bag and put it over someones head like a space suit. Also refered to as the Buzz Aldrin in some areas

Dude, Dave totally Neil Armstronged me last night

by stolimks5 February 25, 2012

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T Armstrong

Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing

A T Armstrong is when a driver, usually towards the end of the race (can be any time you are leading). Runs you straight over as if the driver was never there. Only under rare conditions will the T Armstronger say he is sorry.

Today in the USAR race i took the lead, only to be T Armstronged out, bloody hell!

by David Damboise March 17, 2007

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