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1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.
"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"
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Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head
My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.
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Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.
'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'
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Ubisoft should have ended it at IV but still, painfully tries every year just to fail again.
Does Marcus still play Assassin's Creed? Whoa
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When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.
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When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.
Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
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Someone that has a target and kills it and escape and become secret tracks down target ever time.
kills freely and make there own adventure.
a murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.
define master assassin a professional killer who uses his own will
The assassin moved swiftly across the tree to kill his target.
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