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a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck
omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi
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A firearm using a lower power cartridge and having features to make it more deadly at closer range than a Main Battle Rifle using a full power cartridge. The assault rifle is shorter and lighter and has a pistol grip and uses large capacity magazines. It can be a military selective fire weapon or a civilian legal semiautomatic weapon.
The gun industry did use the term assault rifle for the semiautomatic version. Rebranded recently as Modern Sporting Rifle or other innocuous terms.
The school shooter used an assault rifle to kill two dozen students and staff despite the presence of an armed school resource officer on duty.
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Elevating oneself as high as possible above the toilet while dropping fecal matter into the water of the toilet. If done correctly a gigantic splash should occur. If shit hits anywhere but the water you have failed your mission...the japanese win the war.
AJ: Hey how about rob's Hiroshima (Aerial Assault) attack yesterday
TJ: Dude, his head almost hit the ceiling!
Ryan: So the Japanese lost the war again!
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The process of cupping a woman's boob when either kissing or not kissing, and it is unwanted.
When Adam and Tori had to kiss during spin-the-bottle, he full-frontal assaulted her, much to her surprise and disgust.
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A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?
Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.
Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?
Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.
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A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.
I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.
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