Problematically Attractive

An adjective describing a person who is extremely attractive to the point of being distractive, but expressing any attraction towards them would be taboo. This term is an antonym of Situationally Attractive, as it describes someone you would ask out under virtually any other circumstances. It is especially appropriate for situations where you must interact with the person in question and conceal your interest in them.

1) An especially cute subordinate would be Problematically Attractive. Monica Lewinsky is a famous example of this.

2) Any teacher or TA attractive enough that you genuinely consider dating them, particularly if you are under 18. Since you can't date them, they're problematically attractive

3) Someone who would be the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend were it not for their BFF, parents, or other close associates.

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Animal Attraction

Someone you want to have wild sex with with no strings attached. Can fuck but no relationship; physically attracted to but not mentally.

Megan Fox and Kristen Busby are some of my animal attractions.

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strange attraction

A strange attraction is one who you would consider liking (like that) but is not common for someone to say I have a crush on that person and you think they are attractive in some ways strange because nobody thinks of them as being someone who you would have a crush on

I don't know what it Is bro but like... ugh...I don't even know how to explain it she's just one of my strange attractions.

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geobigmcfat-attraction

1.Disorder in which the affected person only appears attractive to individuals that are extremely overweight

I feel bad for Steve, the only girls he can get are like 300 pounds, he must have geobigmcfat-attraction.

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semi attractive

Not really attractive at all. What you tell you friends to make them think you didn't date a disgusting fatwad - picture a semi with boobs

So, who'd you date last night?
Eh, it was this semi attractive girl. Didn't really work out though (to yourself - because she had a horrible personality and was fugly...)

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Relative Attractiveness

When a person of the opposite gender appears hot only in certain circumstances yet is significantly less hot in other situations.
Likely coming from our primal instinct to find the best mate for reproduction in case a disaster happens in say, a classroom.

"That girl Stacy is hot!"
"Nah. That's just relative attractiveness. She's pretty ugly compared to Jessica."

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anti-attractive

the opposite of attractive; not lookin' good; ugly. Ryan good just says it to make him sound cooler.

"ah, well, this is anti-attractive"

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