Pain au chocolat

As simple as it sounds. The first time a girl has anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the pain au chocolat and she did not like it.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so strange?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me the pain au chocolat last night.

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Le Fishe au Chocolat

Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.

*in a restaurant*

person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?

person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...

person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*

person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.

person1: *blows nose*

person2: Why did you blow my nose?

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fabrique au chine

(pron. /fa'bri:k oʊ shi:n/)

Literally, "made in China" in French. Used as a humourous euphemism for cheap, imported goods of questionable quality.

A: Oh, I love your new dress! Where did you get it?
B: <pretentiously> It's Fabrique au Chine, darling.

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Geschichten aus dem Saarland

A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )

Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland

au bon pan

Literally means i want bread if it was said by a french robot..but can be used to describe anything.

au bon pan- "im hooking up"
au bon pan?- "what the hell are you talking about"

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Aloha au iā 'oe

i love you in hawaiian

Aloha au iā 'oe my dear friend

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French Dip au Jus

When a Jewish woman or woman of Hebrew descent, inserts a warm baguette into her vagina.

Did you here Larraine Rosenberg was found behind the synagogue enjoying a French Dip au Jus?

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