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When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face
She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch
A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.
An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.
French kiss but "Down Under"
A: What did you guys end up doing last night?
B: Well we started hooking up, and it ended with an Aussie kiss
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A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.
A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'
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The Aussie Kings are a small street organisation that started on the Gold Coast in the late 90's. Believed to be started by a former Latin Kings member who had moved to Australiain 1996 to escape the hardcore gang life in Chicago it has about 200 known members through-out Queensland and about 3000 australia wide. The colorsstarted off as Gold & Black the changed to Gold, Black & Green in early 2000 and is now Green & Gold. Currently lead by AK-47 known by that name as that is the amount of fights he had won before becoming leader of the whole organisation.
My whole hood are Aussie Kings loyal to AK-47 and will wreck you if you so much as much as look at any of us the wrong way
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Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.
Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.
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Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.
They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.
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