backwards apple

Some people (who think they're deck) prefer pronouncing it "the ol' Backerds apple." However these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.

What they break, i'd rather not say. Let's just say it's expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.

"Dude, I tried the ol' backerds apple last week, and i still can't turn my head coutnerclockwise."

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bending backwards

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

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backwards-stupid

describes a really ironic and unintelligent action or statement that someone did

"What they did and said was so...so backwards-stupid."

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Backwards Jammy

Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.

Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!

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Backwards Racism

Having positive ideas or feelings for a person based on race.

Joe: I don't know anything about that man, except that he's black. I like him already!

Rick: That's backwards racism for ya.

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backward smiley

An emoticon intended to be viewed by tilting one's head to the right (as opposed to left for the originals.

As originated by chucks.

The three original backward smileys:
( :
) :
( ;

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backwards k

originally from scoring a baseball game, a backwards K is the symbol for "caught looking". "Backwards K" is used to describe catching a bittie looking at you who wants your manhood.

Kenny: Yo those chicks are staring at us.
Keith: Word, they want it bad.
Kenny: Backwards K

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