A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.
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A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.
I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.
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Slang for a triple in baseball.
Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.
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she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!
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A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.
My roommate usually only lands two-baggers
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Best Softball Team in Marlboro Massachusetts!!!
Bag's the best...Phuq the rest!
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A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.
Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.
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