bail of hay

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

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Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. It has the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

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Ale and bail

When your drinking at the bar and the party dies or you have somewhere better to go, you down your beer and leave.

Guy1 "Chicks are ugly here"
Guy2 "Ale and bail"
guys go to rippers

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Hay-bailing

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!

"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".

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The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.

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face-bailed

To cancel plans, dates or pre-made arrangements by messaging the person on facebook instead of calling or emailing.

Gavin : Yo where was Bobbie on Saturday night, I thought you had made plans?

Amy: Yeah, we had but she face-bailed on me the next day

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Bail Runner

A pick up line that freaks out the person your hitting on. Usually intentionally creepy so you can get someone to stop bugging you/liking you/loving you. Impressive results.

'Hey Margaret?'
'Yes Todd?'
'Anal in the backseat tonight?'
'What? O_O'
(Margaret proceeds to run the fuck away while Todd stands there like an idiot)
(People across the street chuckle)
'Way to pull a bail runner'

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