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a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"
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When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.
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It is when you are having sex with your woman from behind. Then when you ejacuate into the condom you blow up the condom to the size of a balloon and surprise her by breaking it in her face and the semen goes everywhere.
I gave my girlfriend a great ballymun balloon last night. She was not a happy camper.
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The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.
Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.
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This is where you insert a deflated balloon in your partner's anus and proceed to inflate it until it pops causing immediate orgasm for the receiver and feces on the face of the giver.
"I had a pile of shit on my face after the anal balloon popped in Katie's ass."
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Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.
Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.
Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".
In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"
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Dizzy Balloon is a band that started in Piedmont, California There are five members in the band Petros, Raffi, Jonny, Louie and of course Joey.
Benjamin says "Hey, do you like Dizzy Balloon?"
Scarlett says "OH MY! Yes, I love that band"
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