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The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.
Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!
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An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.
The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.
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When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.
The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.
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A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.
Literally no one:
Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”
Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”
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Bark of a Hickory tree ground up to use for a peace pipe, and apple bark use for extra flavor
Hey that stuff is good. Put that peace pipe and go get your own pipe.
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(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.
Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Or, alternatively,
Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
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When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.
Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.
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