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The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside
"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"
dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.
Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.
You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
Person 1: Did you just Turky bast Olivia?
Person 2: yea, don’t worry I sucked out the stuffing
Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse
Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.
When you’re best friends with strange people who give weird names to each other.
When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.
Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?
Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!