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Being from the struggle land of sed buildings of Bates West or Bates. The original founders of Bateslandia are Cal Begin, Kevin Carr, Connor Kupcis, Brian Mullaney, and Austin Peak. These boys have lived through the struggle and moldy vents as well as indulging in the glorious Bates diner.
The moldy vents always got the Bates Boys sick.
The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
masturbation with the help of a friend
Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?
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The world’s most expensive form of contraception.
Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”
Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”
Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
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Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.
God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.
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A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.
Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.
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How a super horny teenager spells jail bait cuz he's getting ready to masterBATE.
That girl was super hot. Until we found out she was 14. Jail bate gets me every time!
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