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Slanty Baws

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".

Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"

by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 23, 2011


Fanny Baws

A soft, camp pussy whipped who is drunk on to lager shandies, normally named Robert Greenhalgh.

Hey Robert Greenhalgh, you wee Fanny Baws, your Mrs wears the troosers .

by Beoman79 July 23, 2022


3 baw

When 3 people have a 3 way

“Did you get with those two burds?”
Aye mate a proper 3 baw”

by Calvoooooooo September 9, 2020


two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 11, 2020