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A cartoon released on Jan. 1 1943. A warime movie that dipicts Donald Duck living in Nutziland, (Nazi Germany). He has to be brought to work on a baynoet and work at break neak speeds in a munitions factory. It depicts the evils of the Nazi goverment and so forth. It also has a catchy song.
When Der Fuhrer says we is the master race, we hiel, hiel, right in the Der Fuhrer's face. Not to love the Fuhrer is a great discrace so we hiel, hiel, right in Der Fuhrer's face.
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The name of a stone cold poon hound that plunders punani on a regular basis.
Man 1: Yo, you seen Plun Der Puss?
Man 2: Who?
Man 1: Tommy, that guy plunders so much puss his name has changed.
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A map on Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies.Kino Der Toten is a german phrase,when translated to english it means "Theater of the Dead"
#1 Nerd:Hey guys,lets go play some zombies on Kino Der Toten!
Guy 1:What the hell does that mean anyway?
Nerd:Its german it means Theater Of The Damned.
Guy 2: Hes a fucking nazi man lets get em!
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Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?
Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??
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A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.
Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!
Card Game:
Everyone is dealt cards evenly, and everyone must flip over a card at the same time in a circle. If anyone has the same card you have to be the first to slap. If there is a joker, everyone has to slap. Last person takes all the cards in the pile. If there is no common card, the pile adds up. If you accidentally slap you take all the cards in the pile plus an extra card from each player.
There is only one person who counts to three for everyone to flip over the card.
Now for the mistakes...
If anyone makes a mistake that the majority believes is wrong, no matter if it's something they say or do they must take an extra card from each player.
The last two remaining players have to keep flipping until the same suit, number or joker show up, and the last to slap is declared loser.
If there is a tie slap, do best out of three rock, paper, scissors.
The loser must deal for everyone in the next game in less than 30 seconds. If they make a mistake dealing like flipping a card over, or past the time limit...for EACH mistake, that player must take a card from all the other players.
A game where losing is defined by the majority. And there are no winners, only losers.
Examples of Der Wei Game mistakes:
"Oh you flipped your card over too fast"
"You dropped your card on the floor"
"Lindsey Lohan is pregnant!"
(Joe): "Ryan you slapped the wrong card"
(Ryan): "No that was Fatima. That was a mistake!"
Joe - gets a card from each player
Fatima - gets the card pile
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An oft used dutch term to describe taking a number one Shit Jobby toally crap squeeze one out
After Timmy blurted his load all over his nans face he decided to nip to the bathroom to take a nice relaxing Van Der Hogg