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To get a "Boner" intentionally or doing it for fun.
Person:What r u doing!?
You:Ummmmm nothing
Person:Are you sure i swear ur bonering...
You:Well Yeah.....
A boner is When Papyrus prepared his bone attack on you in Undertale.
Papyrus: I am preparing a bone attack for you Frisk.
Frisk: *Waits for a boner*
That moment when your dick is hella hard
Bro did u see Jenna ? I got a boner wen I saw her ass
the feeling you get when you listen to deftones
person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!
Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!
When your dick has a excitement
Did u see my boner when i was doing my presentation in class today?
An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.
Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic
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