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The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.
Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!
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Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.
Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?
No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.
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The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.
Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.
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A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
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(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
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An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.
Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.
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A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.
Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.
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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
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