belly nuts

In some ways similar to camel toe, belly nuts refers to the front of an obese person's pants, specifically the effect of the front vertical seam deviding their tucked-in flab into 2 separate watermelon-sized hemispheres.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.

1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.

and

2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.

It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.

"Holy shit! Look at the belly nuts on that lady!"

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belly washer

a term refering to a carbonated beverage or soda

Man, I can use a cold iced belly washer today

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belly wash

Term for any kind of soft drink

Me n' Joe went to the fillin' station to get ourselves a belly wash and a moon pie

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Barrel Belly

Someone whos stomach is very round and sticks out from drinking alot of beer over the years, but is very hard and looks like the side of a keg of beer, due to hard work mostly construction work.

you gotta barrel belly goin on son!

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Jet Belly

When you fly the gasses in your body start to expand. The cabin of most commercial airplanes have a pressure of around 10,000 feet. That allows the lighter gas in your body to expand. Causing pressure in your body and needing some way to escape. Only 2 ways out.

Have you noticed you tend to want to fart on a plane. Some times quite often. You see i am a flight attendant for an airline and i tend to get jet belly a lot. its not my fault i need to fart when i am handing you a coke and a bag of nuts. Enjoy the extra gas in your club soda next time you ask for a drink.

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belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

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Tickle Belly

A different way of saying you have 'butterflies' in your stomach/tummy/belly.

Holy crap, I got a crazy tickle belly from that roller coaster!

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