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Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.
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refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.
That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.
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Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.
I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.
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Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)
sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)
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A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.
Chuck Norris is an E-bert.
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a girl that you could go to jail for touching
if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face
1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".
2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.
"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"