Foie BLAH

A rare drink special found in a few taverns in the Chicago area. Named after foie gras, a delicacy banned in the city of Chicago, the Foie BLAH involves sticking a funnel down a patron's throat and pouring alcohol in until their liver is engorged to ten times its original size. After having a Foie BLAH the patron can never again enter the Chicago city limits, and is forced to retreat back into the suburbs. While the Foie Gras is reserved for the very rich, the Foie BLAH should not be attempted by anybody.

"I'm sorry sir, but the chart says you've had a Foie BLAH. You'll have to go to a suburban hospital to treat your alcohol poisoning."

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Blee Blah

A phrase with which to describe any feeling of boredom, anger, disappointment, fear or saddness. A shortened version of "Bleeeeee" is often used to express the exact opposite- feelings of extreme happiness and euphoria.

-Hey Harper, how was english today?
- Blee Blah! Long powerpoint and i didn't do my homework

OR

-Hey Mackenzie, how much do you love your new french bulldog?
- BLEEEEEEE!

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blah ha

A word used to break the silence during an awkward moment. Said in a loud voice

I got nothin to talk about.... Me either... Blah ha

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Blim-blah

Formal way of parting ways at the end of a conversation

Tom: I would like to take you out tonight, how about it?
Suzy: Uh...I have to go walk my fish, Blim-blah!

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blah fuck it

This phrase is used as a substitute for "ah fuck it", and really is just a creative use of the word "blah".

Specifically, it should be used when something doesn't need to be said and you realize it when you're halfway through explaining it or even in mid-sentence.

It could also be used when you suddenly change your mind about something.

I've got 15 minutes to get to this wedding and I can't find my tie!!
Blah fuck it, I'll go without one.

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License to Blah

-A special permit bestowed upon a third-rate actor attempting to cash in on the action-comedy fanbase.

Ashton: "Let's just say I work for the Blah Blah Blah and have a license to blah..."

Coke Blahs

The uncomfortable state of discomfort and anxiety the day following a massive, massive fucking cocaine binge. It is impossible to be productive and to feel any pleasure.

Wendy did some rails off Bob's cock last night. She now has the coke blahs.

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