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A person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.
Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.
Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.
When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.
My medieval poetry class is full of Wolf Blankets.
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An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.
Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)
When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.
"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."
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In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"
Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"
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A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.
Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!
When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.
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(N) a bed cover at all non-five star hotels
Sometimes referred to as a sperm blanket
Upon arrival at their motel, jack and nicole threw the sex blanket off their bed.
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When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.
My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.
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When a guy and a girl have sex with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.
Al:"River was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. Then we had blanket sex".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".
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