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After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.
The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge
when a guy ejaculates after a long period of celebacy
Guy 1: "Hey I just jerked it for the first time in months."
Guy 2: "Eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster..."
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Tony: "Dude I Adam just volcano blasted all over Marian."
Connor: "Yeah, he's been in a dry spell for a while now. Hey wait, why do you know that?"
Tony: "I was watching..."
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower
Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster
A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.
Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!
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Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.
I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.
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