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The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.
Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!
Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"
someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am
"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.
Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke
"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"
often referred to as being a Tomo Owens
Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.
No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*
Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.
Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home