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often referred to as being a Tomo Owens
Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.
No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*
Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.
Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home
A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes
That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes
Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.
"Bro he is bloke maxxing off a stack right now."
A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.
Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"