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The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.
Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?
Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!
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When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.
Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!
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A blow job where the female sucks 2 dicks at a time.
Jim: Where were you last night?
Dick: I got wasted and let a girl give me and this random dude a double blow job.
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The act of a man forcefully inserting his cock into a womans mouth. Usually coming from a top position, causing the woman to severely gag and choke, often leading to crying from the female from the ferocity of the oral assault.
The Thunder Blow Job the man recieved caused his girlfriend to cry and choke
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the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
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The Act of peeling the sides of the skin off someone's dick and then giving them a blowjob
Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
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When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
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