Bonerize

To have sexual intercourse. The term originated from the SMBC web comic.

Laugh if you must, but biology is a lot more fun since we changed "mate" to "bonerize."

"Dude, check it out, your neighbors are bonerizing with the windows open!"
"Oh shit, let's go check it out!"

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boner

A boner is When Papyrus prepared his bone attack on you in Undertale.

Papyrus: I am preparing a bone attack for you Frisk.

Frisk: *Waits for a boner*

Boner

That moment when your dick is hella hard

Bro did u see Jenna ? I got a boner wen I saw her ass

boner

the feeling you get when you listen to deftones

person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!

Boner

Wanting to frick kiersten.

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!

Boner

When your dick has a excitement

Did u see my boner when i was doing my presentation in class today?

Bonering

To get a "Boner" intentionally or doing it for fun.

Person:What r u doing!?
You:Ummmmm nothing
Person:Are you sure i swear ur bonering...
You:Well Yeah.....