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what hoes who be stealing fathers away from children/husbands from their wives be calling themselves to make their stupid selves feel better
1) Leann Rimes, instead of just tweeting a Happy Mother's Day wish; just had to prove once again what a ho she was by calling herself a "bonus mom"
"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."
2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?
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A phrase originating from the video game Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. The second half of the phrase originates from the phrase Believe it!. Originally used on the extras menu, it is used as an over enthusiastic response for something that one would not consider a "bonus" at all.
It is commonly used as punchline in a joke involving someone about to receive or do something somewhat desirable (engage in intercourse, win a prize on a game show, make a purchase). The second person mentions something very undesirable in addition to the initial object/act. The first person indicates their displeasure, while the second exclaims the phrase.
1: Congratulations! You've won a brand new car!
2: OMFG! This is the greatest day of my life!
1: But you'll have to time to use that car, as you've won a trip to maximum security prison!
2: WHAT?!
1: IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!
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Frankie Jonas, the unknown, youngest Jonas brother.
I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!
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To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.
Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.
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Fires that you find after you finish your takeaway meal that have fallen into the takeaway bag.
Woa, BONUS FRIES!.
Dude, any bonus fries in that bag??
an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.
dude, we hit the bonus level last night
Regurgitating a palatable nugget of food that remains contained in the oral cavity, permitting you to swallow it again. It tastes just as good the second time around, thus prolonging the enjoyment of said nugget of food.
Gus: Dude that burp sounded pretty chunky.
Bruce: BONUS BITE! A little extra credit never hurt anyone!
Gus: Gross.