The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.
Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.
its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings
Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid
person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank
Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom
When one's peers or companions state their own apparent 'boredom' - and hence boredom (being contagious) becomes one of own's own problems.
Hence, conversations with Peer Boredom may pan out as:
-Hi
--Hey
-How are you?
--Bored, you?
-Yeah, me too.
when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.
"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."
"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."
"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."
"oh..."
the bundle of letters that define your boredom
1) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
2) plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq
3) mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq
4) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
5) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
hey man, even if you did type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, I typed the entire bundle of the boredom letters.
when ud publishers get bored when there aren't any words
DarkPeaceLove: man i'm publishing boredom now
Spaceman_Spiff: i got those publisher boredom blues
ChemicalGoat: Herpex!
A task or activity that "kills" or replaces boredom
This is a fun, boredom killing activity.